[TRANS] 090306 DBSK PINKY Month3:
Counselor's Office, So Funny

It is good to read old things sometime..
Lets read it.. Hope u love it!!!! ^,^

Xiah (lets you into the secret of his humour)
Micky (friendship’s more important compared to love)
Hero (One look at her and you know the feeling of love)
Max (If my friend and I were to fall in love with the same girl, I would give her up.)
U-Know (Guys think a lot, yet he just can’t bring himself to tell her everything.)

Situation: I like my friend’s boyfriend secretly. We are not dating each other, but we do go out together without my friend knowing. I feel very guilty. (Ai, 21yrs old)

U-Know: Why did I fall in love with you? (T/N: Dou****e song title)
Micky: Fool~~~ hahaha!
Hero: (directly): To a guy, friendship’s more important than relationship!
Micky: If she’s the girl my friend likes, I would let her go, for sure.
Hero: In order to stop myself from falling in love with her, people would do things like… for example… find out her weakness, and then tell yourself to give up etc.

Pinky: How about you, Xiah?

Xiah: As someone who has experience… I would compete with the other guy, fair and square! I can even fight for love!
Micky: But love isn’t about who winning, and who’s wrong.
Hero: Yeah I agree. For example, if I were to like Micky’s girlfriend, then I would tell him “Micky, I give up, but I want you to bring her happiness.” But if Micky were to break up with her, I will date her (laughs)… giving her happiness in place of Micky.
Max: Haiz… I always thought that, if he was my best friend, I would give up.
Xiah: Yeah, that’s Max.

Pinky: Anyone of you guys have had similar experience? Or experience with snatching girlfriends? (suddenly realises) Ah! Who’s laughing? Max.

Max: Me? No, I don’t. I didn’t, really! (worried)
Xiah: No, you did had the experience… just that you only realised it after a while…
Hero: Why is Xiah answering instead?
Max: I didn’t tell Xiah about it!
(all laugh)
Max: Even though I have had…
Xiah: I saw through your eyes…
Micky: Yes, I do. The girl I used to have a boyfriend last time. They broke up and after that, she felt really down. We dated during that period of time.
U-Know: I was separated from my girlfriend for two months last time. In the end, my friend snatched her away.
(DBSK began sharing their stories…)

Pinky: Troubled?

U-Know: I didn’t know whether or not to tell my friend the truth. I really liked her, I should yeah.

Situation: He was serious when we just started dating. But now, he seemed to be sick of me. I really want to go back to how it was like before; I want the gentle and caring him back.

Micky: Change your image. Even if it means simply changing the colour of your hair, it makes a big difference. Guys should like it a lot.
Max: Why don’t the girl try to “fall in love with other guys” for once?
(The rest: OH~~~)
Micky: With you?
Xiah: Max meant that the girl should teach her boyfriend a lesson…
Hero: If she really did that and if nothing works out, then just break up. And, be even prettier than ever before!
Xiah: I understand how she feels. But it’s impossible for a guy to listen to her completely. I hope you (the girl) do understand this.
U-Know: If a girl kept on saying “I miss you, I wanna see you”… it’s going to scare a guy off. There must be a balance. Even if you’re dating, one still need their personal space… for example to calm down after a quarell. Lovers should consider this point seriously. But then again, guys don’t usually say such things out.
Micky: I agree.

Question: You guys have been living together for such a long time. What’s the secret to living in harmony?

Hero: (points to Pinky) First off, by knowing each others’ strengths and weaknesses. In this case, we don’t keep secrets from each other… it’s relaxing living together in this way. I’m lucky, I understand the other party’s personality and mood. Five of us have lived under one roof for seven years. Honestly, it’s tough.
Micky: Still, it’s sensitive when it comes to personal stuffs (troubles etc).
Hero: This is something we don’t touch.
Max: We all know even if people don’t say it out.
Hero: Yet again, if you were to let us live alone now, we can’t do that I guess. Right, everyone?

Situation: I don’t know how to do household chores, like cooking. Girls that don’t know how to do household chores… do guys dislike them? (Quan, 21yrs old)

Hero: Must do!
Xiah: It’s all right for you not to know…
U-Know: …but it’s better if you know!
Xiah: It’s wrong to think “I don’t want to do housework.”
Hero: Absolute no-no!
Xiah: If you haven’t done them before, or did it but not good enough, it’s ok.
Max: Please do.

Pinky: If your girlfriends don’t do household chores, what would you say?

Hero: You better work hard! Or simply try to. If you don’t change, and worse comes to worst… we will break up!
U-Know: I would say “Ah I wanna eat this!” or “I really love motsu pot.” or things like that. I wouldn’t tell her straight.
Micky: As long as we have someone we like, we’d learn to cook for them.
U-Know: Yeah when that person you love comes, you simply will!

Situation: I’m on bad terms with my parents. The minute we start a conversation, we end up quarelling. We can’t seem to communicate properly. (Chun, 21ys old)

Hero: How about drinking (beer) together?
Xiah: Find a chance to sit down and talk… it’s important to do so.
(All 5 nod their heads vigorously)
Max: This was what I wanted to say as well.
Micky: You want to be an obedient child, right? If you really want to be one, there shouldn’t be any problem.
U-Know: Do sports, or catch a movie together. You guys will talk naturally.
Micky: A first date with your parents!
Hero: Maybe a run in the evening with them…
(5 laughs)
Hero: You talk when you’re running together.
Max: Stay out for a while, stay on your own. This can be a solution. Separation allows one to learn how to cherish. You will cherish the times spent with your parents in this way.

Situation: He’s super obsessed with himself, he cares only about his clothes and hairstyle. It’s so not manly of him! (Na Mei, 23yrs old)

(All looks at Hero in unison)
Hero: You really think so? Not manly? Isn’t it a bit weird to say so? There are manly guys who care a lot about their appearance ah…

Pinky: (laughs) Haha… rebutting, aren’t you?

Hero: I do care a lot about my dressing…

Pinky: This doesn’t seem to have to do with one being “manly” or not, right?

Hero: Agree!
Xiah: Haiz… just break up~
U-Know: Please break up…
Max: Manly or not, it doesn’t have anything to do with someone being obsessed with themselves. If you still mind, then please leave him.
Micky: You really hate him for being so obesssed with himself?
Hero: Who knows? Your boyfriend might change one day. Yeah.

Pinky: Er… why the change all of a sudden?

Hero: I need to re-think about this situation. It must be that her boyfriend is so obsessed, and yet very “unmanly” at the same time. Then again, there are guys who are obsessed with themselves, yet very manly at the same time!

Pinky: Who are you referring to?

Hero: I’m not obsessed with myself~
(All 4 looks at Hero)
Micky: This is interesting…
Hero: He must be a sissy.
Xiah: If the guy tends to be obsessed with himself, the girl would have to try to compromise. Furthermore, one don’t simply date because the other party’s good looking. They should look into the personalities.

Situation: My parents said that I’m not humourous. How do I become a person with a sense of humour? (Airisa, 20yrs old)

Max: Please imitate Xiah.
Xiah: Ah! Say a joke, no matter if it’s funny or not. Don’t bother if people laugh or not…
Micky:… but you definitely can’t laugh!
Xiah: Right! So even if people don’t laugh, it’s got nothing to do with the joke.

Pinky: Wow… some thing you have here~

Xiah: This is the key to humour. People may laugh, but if they don’t, then be it.
Hero: I’m not humourous too.
Max: Me too. I’m not someone… that interesting. So, I didn’t try hard enough to make people laugh.
All 4: Very interesting, Max!


Source: 晃晃@东方家族 仙后社区 TVXQFamily (translation into Chi by花生)
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